GodTube Video of the Week.

The first video in a weekly segment. This week I have chosen a “hilarious” end times video.

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3 Responses

  1. The end says “Are you ready?”

    Fuck yes, I’m ready!!! A world without Christians!

    Sweet…

  2. LOL.

  3. Quite frankly, the idea of The Rapture scares the dickens out of me. It just seems to me that ascending bodily into heaven would be an extremely uncomfortable–perhaps even painful–experience. First, as you ascend past the first several hundred feet, your ears would begin to pop. I suppose if you’re lucky, you’ll be chewing gum at the moment of your salvation, which should help ease the discomfort. In fact, it seems to me true Christians should carry a stick of Juicy Fruit with them at all times just so they can be prepared.

    But as you continue to ascend, won’t you begin to run out of air? You’ll eventually begin to suffocate for lack of oxygen. Then as you enter the vacuum of outer space, the total lack of air pressure will cause your eyeballs to pop out.

    That’s why I don’t want to be saved. I would much rather remain here on Earth as a sinner. In fact, just in case I haven’t already sinned enough, I’m going to go fornicate with a goat.

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